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AIR COMMANDER STARSCREAM, EMPEROR OF DESTRUCTION ([personal profile] loltraitorlol) wrote2009-09-07 12:05 am

Business Contact

Hello, you've reached Christopher Astrum, President, founder, and CEO of StarWave Industries. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message I'll get back to you as soon as I can.



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[Voice Mail]

[personal profile] allthecards 2009-09-13 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
What is the status of the prototype? The first tower will be completed shortly. If you want this contract to become permanent I will need the prototype finished to my standards in time for the first run to be completed along with the tower.

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[identity profile] loltraitorlol.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
I believe it shall be ready tomorrow morning. I can arrange for a courier to take it too you whenever you like.

anonymous and dna/print-less snail mail

[identity profile] unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com 2009-11-21 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Just a picture of one of your remaining warehouses.]

[identity profile] loltraitorlol.livejournal.com 2009-11-21 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[RAEG]

[...]

[stares at for a good looooong while]

[finally, hires some people to go over the details of the attack on the first warehouse - not to find out who did it, but the method and manner of the attack]

[and then designs easily hidden high powered laser turrets which he has installed in all his remaining warehouses]

[and hires better security guys]

[which he also arms with lasers]

[it's good to secretly be an arms dealer]

[identity profile] unnamed-nothing.livejournal.com 2009-11-21 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Smirks to himself at making you waste so much effort on buildings he's not actually going to attack again.]

[identity profile] loltraitorlol.livejournal.com 2009-11-21 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[WASTES IT GOOD]

[... and at least if someone else attacks them he'll be covered]