CELL PHONE / PRIVATE CONTACTS

[loltraitorlol]

Not that he has access to any of this at present. But in the future...

"Er, is this thing on? How does this work, anyway? You've reached the cell phone of Christopher Astrum, I'm busy doing something of actual value. Leave a message at the-"

*beep*

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VOICE MAIL | INBOX = 3 old messages, 0 new messages
TEXT MESSAGING | INBOX = 3 old messages, 0 new messages
ELECTRONIC MAIL | INBOX = empty
PHONE NUMBER | 555-840-1984
EMAIL | imuraircommander@thenetwork.com
SNAIL MAIL | [insert PO Box Here]

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[text, action, audio, whatever; all lines are secure]

Comments

[audio message]

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Meszage? Why leaving meszage? Traitybot not anszwer?

[audio message] - 2 minutes later

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Traaiiityyyyboooooot! Wazpinator haz queztionz!

[audio message] - another 2 minutes later

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Wazpinator not know where to be right now! Needz orderz szoon!

[text]

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

hey starscream is ur fridge running

text

[conartistcon.livejournal.com]

Starscream! It's Swindle.

Turns out my subspace storage is still active! Which means I have a few things you might want to take a look at. Things from home :D

Snail mail

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

[The message is handwritten. The return address is another PO box.]

Starscream- Interested in hearing your ideas. Wasn't sure how to contact you, figured this way was least likely to get read by her.

Again, I'll just say for now it's suspicious how she seems be encouraging us to leave the city. Pretty sure everyone else has thought of that to too, though.

-Lyra Silvertongue

[text message]

[courtneygears.livejournal.com]

hey snuggle bot! hope ur better soon! i've got a surprise for you xxx

[Email]

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

Starscream, I got that envelope you wanted me to deliver. Where are you?

~AJR

[Text message, 2:45 PM Wednesday 24th February]

[outofstasis.livejournal.com]

If you're still offering any help with this hologram thing, I'm still at Rimmer's flat and running out of ideas.