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Not that he has access to any of this at present. But in the future...

"Er, is this thing on? How does this work, anyway? You've reached the cell phone of Christopher Astrum, I'm busy doing something of actual value. Leave a message at the-"

*beep*

***

VOICE MAIL | INBOX = 3 old messages, 0 new messages
TEXT MESSAGING | INBOX = 3 old messages, 0 new messages
ELECTRONIC MAIL | INBOX = empty
PHONE NUMBER | 555-840-1984
EMAIL | imuraircommander@thenetwork.com
SNAIL MAIL | [insert PO Box Here]

***

[text, action, audio, whatever; all lines are secure]

[audio message]

Date: 2009-04-20 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com
Meszage? Why leaving meszage? Traitybot not anszwer?

[audio message] - 2 minutes later

Date: 2009-04-20 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com
Traaiiityyyyboooooot! Wazpinator haz queztionz!

[audio message] - another 2 minutes later

Date: 2009-04-20 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com
Wazpinator not know where to be right now! Needz orderz szoon!

[audio message]

Date: 2009-04-20 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loltraitorlol.livejournal.com
What? What questions? I thought my orders were clear!

[text]

Date: 2009-04-20 06:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punmanarmy.livejournal.com
hey starscream is ur fridge running

[text]

Date: 2009-04-20 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loltraitorlol.livejournal.com
... where did u get this number

get out

[text]

Date: 2009-04-21 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punmanarmy.livejournal.com
ur supposed to say yes

[text]

Date: 2009-04-21 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loltraitorlol.livejournal.com
im not stupid

tho granted

wow i wonder if i could make a fridge that walks
brb

[text]

Date: 2009-04-21 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punmanarmy.livejournal.com
ur not? news 2 me

name it antifreeze

thats irony

[text] *metas forever*

Date: 2009-04-21 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loltraitorlol.livejournal.com
actually he is called freezor

wasp said i should name it icy but that's a stupid name

text

Date: 2009-05-27 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] conartistcon.livejournal.com
Starscream! It's Swindle.

Turns out my subspace storage is still active! Which means I have a few things you might want to take a look at. Things from home :D

text

Date: 2009-05-27 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loltraitorlol.livejournal.com
orly

wat kind of things

text

Date: 2009-05-27 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] conartistcon.livejournal.com
Things I think you'll love~

text

Date: 2009-05-27 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loltraitorlol.livejournal.com
k

soundwave n i have a thing also we think
business prop

might need som help with legal stuff

also uhh u want 2 meet somewhen

text

Date: 2009-05-27 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] conartistcon.livejournal.com
Sure. Somewhere private, not my store. Kid behind the counter thinks I'm human and I don't want to blow that cover yet.

Meet me here [address] and we'll talk. You like thai?

text

Date: 2009-05-27 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loltraitorlol.livejournal.com
I SLAGGING LOVE THAI

great b there soon

Snail mail

Date: 2009-06-24 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyingbrat.livejournal.com
[The message is handwritten. The return address is another PO box.]

Starscream- Interested in hearing your ideas. Wasn't sure how to contact you, figured this way was least likely to get read by her.

Again, I'll just say for now it's suspicious how she seems be encouraging us to leave the city. Pretty sure everyone else has thought of that to too, though.

-Lyra Silvertongue

Re: Snail mail

Date: 2009-06-24 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loltraitorlol.livejournal.com
[the reply is typed on some very nice business stationary for Starwave Industries]

Lyra,

What I have tentatively concluded is that she is the AI running the Porter. What else she is, who designed her, what she is capable of... I know not.
We are, however, investigating this.

- Cmdr. Starscream

Snail mail

Date: 2009-06-25 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyingbrat.livejournal.com
[Again, handwritten.]

Cmdr. Starscream,

I'm glad someone's looking into this- technology en't something I'm good at, and if I had what I did in my own world, finding out would be simple. If you're right, then that means-well, several things, maybe.

Also, what do you know about HIVE? I've heard it mentioned, but I wasn't around so I don't know that much.

-Lyra Silvertongue

[text message]

Date: 2009-08-22 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] courtneygears.livejournal.com
hey snuggle bot! hope ur better soon! i've got a surprise for you xxx

[text message]

Date: 2009-08-22 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] courtneygears.livejournal.com
heart you bb, c u soon xxx

[Email]

Date: 2010-02-08 07:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com
Starscream, I got that envelope you wanted me to deliver. Where are you?

~AJR

[Email]

Date: 2010-02-09 12:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loltraitorlol.livejournal.com
[no response from his private email. However, a few hours later, you get the following response:]

From: angelapaxton@starwave.com
To: ajrimmer@thenetwork.org
Subject: re: Starscream

Mr. Arnold Rimmer;

Starscream was found dead in his office on Thursday; the police are currently investigating his murder. We would prefer this not become public, as Mr. Astrum's status as an imPorted is not something our company likes to advertise. You were on his list of contacts to inform if you should inquire about his whereabouts.

Our condolences.

- Angela Paxton
Chief Operating Officer, StarWave Industries.
Edited Date: 2010-02-09 12:34 am (UTC)

[No response]

Date: 2010-02-09 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com
[But...he actually sobs somewhere for a full thirty seconds.]

[No response]

Date: 2010-02-09 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loltraitorlol.livejournal.com
[aww biffle]

[he'll be back soon]

[No response]

Date: 2010-02-09 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com
[...Should he contact Skyfire privately over the Comm NOW or wait for a day or two?]

((I.E.: Is Jolta around and are you ready for that to happen?))

[No response]

Date: 2010-02-09 12:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loltraitorlol.livejournal.com
[Jolta isn't around and I still need to write the contents of that letter]

[I'll do that ASAP though :D ]

[No response]

Date: 2010-02-09 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com
[Thumbs up.]

[Also. Rimmer totally needs to be questoined in Starscream's death. I should poke Pocky and see if she wants to do that.]

Re: [No response]

Date: 2010-02-09 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loltraitorlol.livejournal.com
I am slow. http://loltraitorlol.livejournal.com/8748.html

When Jolta is on I will poke her.

Also, yes, you should!

[Text message, 2:45 PM Wednesday 24th February]

Date: 2010-02-24 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] outofstasis.livejournal.com
If you're still offering any help with this hologram thing, I'm still at Rimmer's flat and running out of ideas.

[text msg 3:40 PM wed 24 feb.]

Date: 2010-02-24 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loltraitorlol.livejournal.com
B rite there lemmie get some tools ttyl

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