loltraitorlol | Dear Skyfire

[Letter is written in Decepticon]

Dear Sky;

If you've gotten this letter, I'm probably dead. Or, at least, a large number of people are convinced I'm dead.

Please don't be upset. Or panic, for that matter. You know how it is in this city - I'll be back in a few days. Probably.

Given my circumstances, I probably brought this on myself. I probably deserved it, and it's probably because I fragged things up. I'm sorry. It... happens, sometimes, to me. You know that.

... I'm really no good at these letters. I'm sorry. For so many things, I am...

But the one thing you really should know.

I love you, Skyfire. I've loved you for nine million years now - yes, even when I was being a petulant little glitchhead when I first found you again. Part of the reason I was such a jerk because I still did and I couldn't quite handle the change.

But I think you know that.

I love you, and I promise, I promise I'll come back to you.

- Starscream

[and after he wrote this, he made a face, and went "This is the cheesiest thing I've ever written. Eugh." But sealed the envelope anyway.]