CELL PHONE / PRIVATE CONTACTS

[loltraitorlol]

Not that he has access to any of this at present. But in the future...

"Er, is this thing on? How does this work, anyway? You've reached the cell phone of Christopher Astrum, I'm busy doing something of actual value. Leave a message at the-"

*beep*

***

VOICE MAIL | INBOX = 3 old messages, 0 new messages
TEXT MESSAGING | INBOX = 3 old messages, 0 new messages
ELECTRONIC MAIL | INBOX = empty
PHONE NUMBER | 555-840-1984
EMAIL | imuraircommander@thenetwork.com
SNAIL MAIL | [insert PO Box Here]

***

[text, action, audio, whatever; all lines are secure]

Comments

[audio message]

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Meszage? Why leaving meszage? Traitybot not anszwer?

[audio message] - 2 minutes later

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Traaiiityyyyboooooot! Wazpinator haz queztionz!

[audio message] - another 2 minutes later

[chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com]

Wazpinator not know where to be right now! Needz orderz szoon!

[audio message]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

What? What questions? I thought my orders were clear!

[text]

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

hey starscream is ur fridge running

[text]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

... where did u get this number

get out

[text]

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

ur supposed to say yes

[text]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

im not stupid

tho granted

wow i wonder if i could make a fridge that walks
brb

[text]

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

ur not? news 2 me

name it antifreeze

thats irony

[text] *metas forever*

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

actually he is called freezor

wasp said i should name it icy but that's a stupid name

text

[conartistcon.livejournal.com]

Starscream! It's Swindle.

Turns out my subspace storage is still active! Which means I have a few things you might want to take a look at. Things from home :D

text

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

orly

wat kind of things

text

[conartistcon.livejournal.com]

Things I think you'll love~

text

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

k

soundwave n i have a thing also we think
business prop

might need som help with legal stuff

also uhh u want 2 meet somewhen

text

[conartistcon.livejournal.com]

Sure. Somewhere private, not my store. Kid behind the counter thinks I'm human and I don't want to blow that cover yet.

Meet me here [address] and we'll talk. You like thai?

text

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

I SLAGGING LOVE THAI

great b there soon

Snail mail

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

[The message is handwritten. The return address is another PO box.]

Starscream- Interested in hearing your ideas. Wasn't sure how to contact you, figured this way was least likely to get read by her.

Again, I'll just say for now it's suspicious how she seems be encouraging us to leave the city. Pretty sure everyone else has thought of that to too, though.

-Lyra Silvertongue

Re: Snail mail

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

[the reply is typed on some very nice business stationary for Starwave Industries]

Lyra,

What I have tentatively concluded is that she is the AI running the Porter. What else she is, who designed her, what she is capable of... I know not.
We are, however, investigating this.

- Cmdr. Starscream

Snail mail

[lyingbrat.livejournal.com]

[Again, handwritten.]

Cmdr. Starscream,

I'm glad someone's looking into this- technology en't something I'm good at, and if I had what I did in my own world, finding out would be simple. If you're right, then that means-well, several things, maybe.

Also, what do you know about HIVE? I've heard it mentioned, but I wasn't around so I don't know that much.

-Lyra Silvertongue

[text message]

[courtneygears.livejournal.com]

hey snuggle bot! hope ur better soon! i've got a surprise for you xxx

[text message] after he's awake, presumably

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

much better thx

rly? ossm

[text message]

[courtneygears.livejournal.com]

heart you bb, c u soon xxx

[Email]

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

Starscream, I got that envelope you wanted me to deliver. Where are you?

~AJR

[Email]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

[no response from his private email. However, a few hours later, you get the following response:]

From: angelapaxton@starwave.com
To: ajrimmer@thenetwork.org
Subject: re: Starscream

Mr. Arnold Rimmer;

Starscream was found dead in his office on Thursday; the police are currently investigating his murder. We would prefer this not become public, as Mr. Astrum's status as an imPorted is not something our company likes to advertise. You were on his list of contacts to inform if you should inquire about his whereabouts.

Our condolences.

- Angela Paxton
Chief Operating Officer, StarWave Industries.

[No response]

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

[But...he actually sobs somewhere for a full thirty seconds.]

[No response]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

[aww biffle]

[he'll be back soon]

[No response]

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

[...Should he contact Skyfire privately over the Comm NOW or wait for a day or two?]

((I.E.: Is Jolta around and are you ready for that to happen?))

[No response]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

[Jolta isn't around and I still need to write the contents of that letter]

[I'll do that ASAP though :D ]

[No response]

[ajrimmer-ssc.livejournal.com]

[Thumbs up.]

[Also. Rimmer totally needs to be questoined in Starscream's death. I should poke Pocky and see if she wants to do that.]

Re: [No response]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

I am slow. http://loltraitorlol.livejournal.com/8748.html

When Jolta is on I will poke her.

Also, yes, you should!

[Text message, 2:45 PM Wednesday 24th February]

[outofstasis.livejournal.com]

If you're still offering any help with this hologram thing, I'm still at Rimmer's flat and running out of ideas.

[text msg 3:40 PM wed 24 feb.]

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

B rite there lemmie get some tools ttyl